By Robert Orben

ISBN-10: 0307817598

ISBN-13: 9780307817594

Thousands of jokes supply a funny standpoint on airways, paintings, activities, gardening, motels, university, urban existence, the government, inventory marketplace, marriage, playing, and the economy

Note from the uploader: those jokes usually are not humorous.

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The Eugene Eunuchs Page61 Ducks & Beavers During summer vacation, the Beaver's Head Coach noticed a young fellow on a farm in Prineville running after some livestock. The boy showed great speed and agility as he darted back and forth, herding the animals into the barn. " "Gosh, thanks," said the farmer. "I think you would make one heck of a fine football player," the Coach added, handing him a football. "Here, son. '' replied the player. " Page62 _Oregon's Best Jokes What's the difference between the Beavers and the Ducks?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing. Q.? With a tire gauge. Page63 Ducks & Beavers What has enormous boobs and stands on the sidelines? The OSU Coaching Staff. * Why do the Beaver Cheerleaders wear earplugs? To keep their heads from deflating. Q. of 50? Four Oregon Alumni watching the Rose Bowl. * Why did the Duck Cheerleader have rectangular boobs? She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.

Oregon loggers. Page 51 Roseburg What's the difference between Roseburg and poverty? You can get used to living in poverty. * Why do Roseburg tavern owners save their empty beer bottles? For their customers who don't drink. Page 52 Medford Klan Of The Cave Bear Why do so many guys from Medford drive 4x4's? It reminds 'em of the last math equation they ever solved. * What's the hardest part about being a yuppie in Medford? Getting the guruack to fit in your BMW. Page 53 Medford A young couple moved to Medford.

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